30 Nov 2009

Show Me Your Teeth

Show me your teeth, but only if you’ve cleaned them because nobody likes to look at plaquey fangs. Of course I’m talking about Lady Gaga’s song Teeth which ironically isn’t about teeth, but is about oral sex. Being Monday, it’s the better version of Twitter’s #MusicMonday so of course, it only makes sense I promote [...]

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29 Nov 2009

Still got sore tootsies!

Zzzzz, so sleepy I am. Had another 8 hour shift today with has just exhausted me. The friendly residents make it all worthwhile because some of them are so adorabley lovely. This woman spent at least 5 minutes complimenting every aspect of my appearance which resulted in me just standing there blushing constantly but it [...]

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28 Nov 2009

Sore tootsies!

I should really get out of the habit of blogging the next day because I forget the majority of feelings and emotions that I experienced, thus having an empty, unproductive looking blog. Had a long shift at work which was very busy and has certainly taken it’s toll on my feet. I wear converse type [...]

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27 Nov 2009

It's wine, in a bag!

It’s currently Saturday morning and since I couldn’t edit this entry last night due to being too drunk, I’ll do it now. Went up town for a bit of shopping, buying myself some makeup and a copy of Lego Rock Band for Xbox 360. I originally wasn’t going to buy it but on second glance [...]

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26 Nov 2009

Oh Stephen, you genius.

Today has been a pretty good day and it was really good to get out the house for the first time in a week. Mum took me into town to get my hair cut and although the first salon we went to was fully booked we quickly found another salon willing to give me a [...]

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25 Nov 2009

Zombie Galore!

Keeping on the hardcore theme that is Zombie-mania, I’d like to blog with excitement that my zombie tshirt arrived in the post this morning. It’s a size bigger than I asked for and the seller apologises but it’s too much effort to send it back and wait for a new one so I’m going to [...]

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24 Nov 2009

Left 4 Dead 2 Expert Attempt #2

*Kari Rose lands* *Kari Rose squeals* *Kari Rose RAGES* *Kari Rose explodes* I’m so frustrated that I probably could throw my Xbox 360 console out my window. I’ve got the worst migraine I’ve had in a while, my fingers and wrists hurt like fuck and no, I haven’t been masturbating again. I’ve just wasted literally [...]

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