Ann Summers “Lust” Massage Spray 0

Disclaimer: This is a review of an adult product.


I’m the type who likes to smell her best and I’m a fan of over-powering scents that you just can’t stop inhaling. Let me introduce to you the Ann Summers ‘Lust’ Massage Spray which is part of their exclusive collection.

I wouldn’t describe myself as an Ann Summers girl, in fact I only really go into their store to scoff at their overpriced sex toys, their poor excuse of a BDSM section and laugh at the tacky dress-up costumes. I’ve only made a small handful of purchases which include a pair of furry handcuffs that ‘snapped’ after one use. No, I’m not a fan of their merchandise but when browsing through the Christmas specials, I caught sight of the Mmmassage sprays, more importantly, Lust. I was immediatly drawn to the colour of the bottle, clear with an alluring purple tint. The trademark heart on the label appealed to me and give it a sense of simplicity. Oddly, I’m put off by products that have cheap, unprofessional logos and text splattered across them.

Presented in an easy to hold bottle with a spray attached within the lid, I considered this a worthwhile purchase. The subtext on the bottle sums up the product:

“A beautifully scented and delicious tasting massage lotion with cola extract”

Cola extract, the ingredient which makes this product so appealing to me because it differs from the standard cherry and strawberry flavours that massage oils and lubricants tend to come in. The flavour, as expected, tastes like cola and brings back childhood memories of eating packets of jelly cola bottles, you know the ones! Unlike some sprays, this is suitable for consumption so don’t hestitate to start licking away or using it to enhance the oral experience regarding blowjobs. As I’m typing up this review I’m actually spraying this on my tongue for the taste and the mild tingle sensation.

The ingredients of this product are as follows:
Glycerin, Aqua, Propylene Glycol, Polysorbate 20, Sorbitol, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Parfum, Citric Acid, Limonene, Cinnamal, Alcohol, Cola (genus) Extract, Eugenol, Citral

Lust is a light massage oil and leaves the skin feeling soft, silky and refreshed. One little pump from the spray will cover a large area of skin, allowing you to apply a lot of pressure for a deep and satisfying massage. Unlike a lot of massage mediums, Lust isn’t sticky and doesn’t leave any residue once it dries into the skin. A little goes a long way and regardless of multiple uses a week for almost half a year, the volume has barely decreased. (See photo)

I rate this:

5 out of 5 puppy paws!